ladyandherbooks:

Lotor fans: Please give Lotor an ending that he deserves and bring him back in the final season.

Voltron writers: Okay, you want a Lotor flashback episode that makes the audience sympathise with him? It will have cute child Lotor scenes.

Lotor fans: Yes please. Can we have vindication or a redemption arc for him as well. Lotor deserves to be happy.

Writers: Oh no, sorry he’s dead.

Fans: What, but that doesn’t make any sense, he was left in the quintessence field, an energy force that is literally life itself.

Writers: Here is his decaying corpse.

Fans: Why would you show us this? Why would you think that would be okay.

Lotura fans: Can Allura please save Lotor and heal him please

Writers: No but how about Allurance and a poorly written Allurance instead.

Lotura fans: No thanks it’s not really our thing.

Writers: Too bad it’s canon.

Lotura fans: But they were perfect for one another, you literally wrote Lotor to be Allura’s perfect man.

Writers: Yes but he’s evil and dead now. Plus Lance has always loved her and wants to leave Earth to be with her.

Lotura fans: Why would you do that? Why would you waste time creating such a well written romance to have it ultimately fail? Also why abandon all of Lance’s desire to return to Earth to run around the universe? I don’t think that you’ve thought this endgame ship through.

Writers: Oh it’s not endgame, Allura dies.

Lotura and Allurance fans: Wait what!!

Writers: Allura sacrifices herself to save all realities. Lance watches as she walks into the afterlife where Lotor is as well.

Lotura and Lance fans:

Writers: Do you want to see Allura move on from Lotor with no explanation. Do you want to see 2 Allurance kisses? Do you want to see Allura tell Lance that she’ll always love him before she dies? Do you want to see a sad Lance who may never move on?

Allurance fans: Crying. Lotura fans hugging them: We’re so sorry.

Writers: I wonder what we did wrong? Hey Shiro fans

Shiro fans: Yes.

Writers: Do you want to see Shiro’s husband who we aren’t even going to give a name but Shiro is totally in love with him.

Shiro fans:

Writers: Here you go, enjoy.