imanicepersoniswear:

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

splinterdirk:

batsalmighty:

schmergo:

puerto-nic0:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? 
Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? 
Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). 

– Got to walk a second time through– 

Same guy: My friends -wailing- 
Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad
Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

BNHA for 001, and krbk or seroroki for 002?

kiribaku-some-cute-stuff:

kiribaku-some-cute-stuff:

okay so you my dude are gonna get me killed but SINCE THIS HELLSITE IS BLOWING UP ANYWAY

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

  • Favorite character: Lately? Sero & Natsuo
  • Least Favorite character: Excluding all of the usual suspects… I like living
  • 5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Kiribaku, Seroroki, Kamijirou 
  • Character I find most attractive: Natsuo
  • Character I would marry: Natsuo
  • Character I would be best friends with: BAKUGOU he’s fucking perfect and would be hilarious to mess with. I love him so much and being his friend would be fucking badass
  • A random thought: SERO NEEDS AN ARC
  • An unpopular opinion: I like Living
  • My canon OTP: well it’s not really canon because despite popular belief the only canon confirmed relationships are those among the parents of the kiddos so it’s not canon but it is most likely endgame so IZUOCHA
  • Non-canon OTP: Kiribaku and Seroroki
  • Most badass character: Bakugou 
  • Pairing I am not a fan of: kirideku I have answered why before and I’m not doing it again if you ask then it will be deleted
  • Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): um… hmm um nothing comes to mind?
  • Favourite friendship: there are so many it’s kind of hard to pick just one… I do love Kaminari & Bakugou; Sero & Bakugou; Sero & Kirishima; Mina & everyone; Uraraka & everyone

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

  • Kiribaku when or if I started shipping it. ummmm you know I started with the anime and I didn’t really ship anything (actually my first ship was kamijirou :D) but so like I started reading the manga right after the second season because I got hooked and I remember reading the hand scene and saying out loud, “That is the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen” so um yeah Ch 90
  • my thoughts: perfection
  • What makes me happy about them: everything
  • What makes me sad about them: THEY NEED MORE PANELS HORI WE’RE DYING
  • Things done in fanfic that annoys me: When people completely ignore Bakugou’s growth and still write him as this angry middle schooler who has no reflection on his actions… that really bothers me
  • Things I look for in fanfic: AUs! Any AUs! Future fics where they are pro heroes! Last year fics! well ok I think anything 
  • My kinks: not to be nsfw but hugging 
  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: nope
  • My happily ever after for them: they become proheroes together and just have a very happy manly life
  • Seroroki when or if I started shipping it. AFTER READING THIS FIC WHICH IN MY OPINION IS THE ONLY SEROROKI FIC THAT MATTERS BY @slumbrslumbrs Comma in the middle of a phrase (I’m still cackling that you missed me @-ing you all of those times and talking to you about this in anime nyc)
  • my thoughts: FANTASTIC
  • What makes me happy about them: how their dynamic would work—HOW THEY ARE CLEARLY FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE LIKE TO IGNORE THIS i.e. Earlyroki ribbing
  • What makes me sad about them: they don’t get nearly enough panels 
  • Things done in fanfic that annoys me: there aren’t more of them
  • Things I look for in fanfic: anything I am a ho for any seroroki fic, anything give them to me
  • My kinks: mutual pining and miscommunication i.e. basically what my basic ass writes 
  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Todomomo, seromomo, serowase, inatodo
  • My happily ever after for them:  They partner up and have just them plans

Edit: SeroJuzo too