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A List of Things My Little Sister Said While Watching Castlevania S1

I finally made her watch it and I documented her commentary

  • “Aw they’re so cute. I ship them”
  • “Why did they kill Lisa though????”
  • “He (Trevor) looks like a puppy”
  • “God damn it Trevor”
  • “This is why you get beat up”
  • “Cronch”
  • “You can’t tell me hes been eating that piece of jerky the whole time”
  • “Jesus is coming for him”
  • “That’s a whole lot of dick breath”
  • “That’s not very Christian”
  • “Snatched” (every time Trevor used the whip)
  • “Bro be looking like Voldemort-oh shit”
  • She screamed a lot when there were body parts and eyeballs and guts
  • “He keeps flashing the left tiddy and I kind of like it.” She then went on a 5 min rant about how pretty he is and how she wants to give Trevor a haircut
  • “The old man (sypha’s grandfather) are the people who work before retail and trevor is the people who work after”
  • “That’s like 6 bears worth of fur on his shoulders. What a BROAD Baby.”
  • “Why is Trevor so relatable?”
  • “Oh that’s…that’s a thick boy..” (cyclops scene)
  • “Oh that’s his wife right?!”
  • “Sypha could be my lesbian messiah”
  • “Ew this thot again. I knew he’d come back cause his voice sounds too important to not make a comeback.”
  • “He looks like the guy from le bossu (hunchback of Notre dame), you know Rollo?” She means Claude Frollo
  • “Trevor is like me during exams.”
  • “Yes Sypha.” (Anytime Sypha verbally eviscerated someone)
  • “Heres Johnny!”
  • “Give them a shovel. Wheres the shovel? This could all be solved with a shovel.”
  • “Oh! Backhand with the back of his ring hand.” (Priest slapping and belittling Trevor)
  • She complained about Trevor leaving the Cape and not going back for the cape
  • She laughed like crazy when the priest who lost his eye, got shot in the other
  • That whole fight she laughed like a mad man
  • “This beautiful fuck.”
  • “Trevor makes me feel like a powerful heterosexual.”
  • “Omg that’s a demon dog.”
  • “I’m going to quote this guy (demon) during religion class now”
  • “Oooooh my lesbian messiah”
  • “You tell em my lady”
  • “Oh Trevor, you’re so handsome..”
  • “Oh damn”
  • “If they needed salt they could just throw me at them”
  • “Why does his whip one shot-oh. Oh thanks Trevvy”
  • “Sypha’s so cool.”
  • “Lol she saved herself and Trevor kinda just fell”
  • “How long is that fucking whip?”
  • “Home girl got upper body strength”
  • “Oh my God Trevor you Fuck”
  • “Trevor you beautiful mistake”
  • She looked at me with a face that can only be described as I didnt pay for this, as Alucard rose shirtless from a coffin
  • “How is he floating?”
  • “Why is he so pretty?”
  • “Omg it looks like hes wearing a thong”
  • “No Trevor that’s the exact opposite of what you were suppose to do”
  • Alucard hisses “that’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.”
  • She laughed a lot
  • “Fuck him up Adrian.”
  • “Oh! We getting spicy tonight boys. This is one spicy fight.”
  • “YEET”
  • “WHY DIDN’T HE FEEL IT, DOES HE NOT HAVE A DICK”
  • I can still rip your throat out “promise?”
  • “Even in death Trevor’s such a fucking mood”
  • “That’s the gayest pose I’ve ever seen”
  • “Where’d he get the shirt from?”
  • “I like how everyone’s in period clothing and Adrian’s rocking a deep V”
  • “And we disappear into Trevor’s abs that is how you end a season.”
  • “I like looking at Sypha.”

– Sincerely Mod Wall Chicken