Woke: My husband and I are certified spiritual healers with over ten years experience. You all Know this. Our wedding colors, fabrics, and intimate synchronized dance are something we hold very dear to our hearts. The expensive clothing represents the riches we wish to come. The black and camouflage outfits represent the aura of the devil we must shoo away. The soda hats represent our wishes for an abundance of life saving liquid. You get the picture. We met at a psychic’s desensitization chamber over 12 years ago in Italy, as you all know. Why not bring our traditions and beliefs to our wedding? Would you show up at an Indian persons wedding and make fun of their culture and their tradition? If not, don’t judge ours.
Idk how to handle people in new relationships and I’m not sure why I’m always dragged around or in the middle of couples. Like I am half of a couple, but my husband never has to deal with the nasty ooey gooey phase of other humans like yes go on be happy but I really don’t have to be there to see you licking outside each other’s mouths TBH I’m good really 😐